February 2012
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Sometimes you just need to order a few pizzas under the name of your cat, watch Big Rich Texas, and look up cities to move to with your roommate.
That’s life.
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So. I have this problem.
Every time I go running, about halfway through I start to get really nervous. Like “split your pants and have to decide to turn around or keep going” nervous. Is that weird? Does anyone else have that problem?
10 Reasons Running Doesn't Suck as Much as You... →
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10 REASONS RUNNING DOESN’T SUCK AS MUCH AS YOU THINK
By Susan Lacke
1)Most races and fun runs are full of hot bodies in very little clothing. Let me repeat that: HOT PEOPLE. WEARING PRACTICALLY NOTHING. Wear sunglasses, and ogle with reckless abandon.
2)You can lose weight by drinking nothing but hot water with lemon. Or you can...
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Guys I'm on a diet.
I only ate 2500 calories today instead of 3000.
I wish I was kidding.
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My mom on Cee-Lo
“HE’S GOT THE MERLIN OUTFIT ON. WATCH OUT THE WIZARDS COMING.”
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My mom on Nicki Minaj
“SHE’S SO GOOD, SHE GOT A LOT OF WORDS IN THERE. HOW DO YOU PRACTICE THAT”
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Ahem.
This guy tried flirting with me about XAVI Alonso.
No thanks, no time.
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Currently my roommate and I are drinking a 1.5 liter bottle of cheap wine while we search through OKCupid for boyfrands.
Sometimes this is healthy, right?
January 2012
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That awesome moment when you realize you’re taller than Leo Messi, and you’d accidentally step on his hand too if you had to look down that far.
Well that was some shit.
shakethatbiscuitbaby:
Ramos’ goal was disallowed for absolutely no reason, Puyol pulls Benz down in the area and there’s no penalty, Sergio gets a red for absolutely no reason, Ozil’s shot crossed the line but doesn’t get counted. 2-2 is as good as a victory over these overacting cunts.
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Unemployment rules
Until you start applying for jobs.
worst.
Brazilians: PLEASE, STOP, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I HATE IT. PLEASE. STOP IT.
Other people: Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata, ai se eu te pego, ai ai se eu te pego.
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