January 2011
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This song.
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This Madrid game
Is all kinds of screwed up.
I am le frustrated.
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Conspiracy Theory: Pique and Shakira
I think that Shakira is shacking up with Gerard Pique to get information out of him so that the Colombian NT can win their match against the Spanish NT on February 9th. I don’t care if it’s just a friendly, it still makes PERFECT sense. It’s the only way I can logically believe that her tongue was actually in his ear at one point. Which by the way, was the grosses news report I...
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BABY SUAREZ IS GOING TO LIVERPOOL.
MAYBE I’LL START ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT HIM AGAIN.
Meh, probably not. You’ll never get me to like Liverpool, regardless of the crush I have on their current striker.
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That awkward moment when you realize you live...
Gruesome details in report on Philadelphia abortion doctor
Day 2: How have you changed in the past two years?
I could write some eloquent paragraph on my life two years ago compared to today, but I can fit it all into three words:
I grew up.
Weirdest Thing You Do When You're Alone
Have a full-blown conversation with the cat.
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“And I heard ‘em say
Nothin’s ever promised
Not even creme brulee
And this...”
– Curds ‘em Whey (via noonemanshouldhaveallthatflour)
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I feel like if there was a book written about my life it would be titled “The tale of the girl who becomes a regular at the creeper bar, unknowingly seduces two bartenders and wants to take a vow of sobriety just to pretend it never happened all while having no direction in life and the only one who sleeps with her is the fat grumpy bitch kitty”
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