January 2012
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December 2011
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I now know that the people who are in hostels over. Christmas are either Jewish or bat-shit crazy.
This is not okay.
Also, when French girls throw up it sounds like sacre bleu.
That is not okay.
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I’ve decided that one of the nastiest sounds in the world is the sound of someone gulping down water, especially when you’re convinced they are about to vom all over the room.
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Is there a polite way to tell the person in this hostel room who’s snoring has woken me from deep-alcohol-induced sleeps two nights in a row that they need to figure their shit out and shut up?
One more night of this and I’m going to skip polite and go straight to throwing things at them.
Yes, I’m bitter.
I also called her a snorlax without knowing she was right behind me....
Jose Mourinho and Sergio Busquets walk into an...
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So I might have packed 10 sweaters for a monthlong trip. Whatever. I’ll be warm and toasty in London, somewhat warm in Munich, and a popsicle either way in Prauge.
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Dyed my hair dark brown. It came out black. How the hell…
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